doppleganger

Dear Doppleganger,

As a result of the fact that you clearly don't know the above word, what it means, or how to use it, I am fairly comfortable with this post because you are an imbecile. You are an unkind, ill-hearted person who has a bad fate, I am sure. What I did to you is something I do not even know, and for what reason you dislike me so, I prithee keep it to thyself. I have no use for such a fool as you to inflict unheeded annoyance upon my person. Learn to live correctly so that you may live a life that is benevolent and kind rather than harsh and cruel like yourself. You are the Iago to my Othello, with unjust hate and unplanned plots. Be better than thou art now and be respectful of people who deserve it. You are thee Iago, thee Joker, thee Sylvester to my Tweetie, for I am as innocent and honest as I might compare myself to these people, and you are maniacal and RUDE.

Doppleganger,
learn to live thyself so that thou might learn to live.

P.S. Can you tell I was reading Othello around this time? [sentence added 6/15]